it’s two expacs into the future. all female characters have been killed off for “plot” and “Story”. the last of the non-beefy male characters struggle to survive. garrosh appears out of the sky to explode anduin’s head for being too much of an optimist. varian dies from mangst. illidan decends from the heavens to punch garrosh in the face, only to have thrall fly in and kill them both with a facepunch.
chris metzen tells himself, “there can be only one”
September Cover Star Idris Elba
look at all those chickenths
im up early and the house is still empty
i think everyone makes sure to get outta here before i’m up